My Mil SF short story, “Eat Fish And Die” is now available as an audio book. It features the incredible voice talent of John Pio, who makes the main character come to life. If you want to hear a quick sample, click here. For those of you who don’t know John, he has been working with his voice since 1996, starting as the voice for a major New York “movie and theater” phone listings service. With thousands of individual show blurb recordings under his belt, his voice has been heard hundreds of times daily. John is currently working on the second book of the series, Into The Wazoo of Death. Release date is expected in the first quarter of 2015.
Warning: This is not a paranormal urban fantasy romance. Stuck on a small planetoid, we find Major Joachim Merlot. He’s the military equivalent of a street sweeper, defending Earth against an alien race of stinking fish-like creatures. Merlot isn’t interested in being any kind of hero -- he just wants to return home and see who won the office betting pool. His odds of making it back alive are only one in sixteen, but that doesn’t matter. He’s been issued a handy dandy Battle Ready Android with the fire power of an entire platoon. The only problem? He can’t let the android think too much. Too much thinking, you see, can upset it. And there’s the rub. Since everyone thinks most of the time, how can you figure out when it’s too much?
Voodoo Robot Chili 